Find the place. Pull the alarm. Tell everybody exactly what they charged you. Rip-Off Alert is where overpriced spots get put on blast.

Get hosed on a $9 drip coffee or a $28 side salad? Find the place, hit the big red ALARM button and type what happened — what you ordered, what it cost, how it felt. Every alarm stacks up on that place's record, so the next person walks in with their eyes open. One alarm per place per day, so nobody can pile on unfairly.